Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Onion: Lou Dobbs deported to Mexico

Don't get too excited folks. It's only a brilliant piece of satire from "America's Finest News Source" - The Onion:
Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs...

"Mr. Dominguez did not come quietly, but in the end he came," said Sam Whitlock of the U.S. Border Patrol, who was injured during the arrest. "He pulled a knife on me, like they will, and swore a bunch in Spanish and spit on us when we finally managed to grab him by the serape and throw him against a wall. But the important thing is that he's now back where he belongs"...

Immediately before press time, "Dobbs" arrived in Mexico City, and was surrounded by members of the international press.

"¡Esos hijos de puta sufrirán por esto!" a handcuffed Dominguez shouted at reporters from the tarmac. "Sin mi vigilancia, mis hermanos y yo nos apresuraríamos a la frontera a robar sus carros y a violar sus mujeres. ¡Arriba!
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Online Source - The Onion
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4 comments:

Shimmy said...

Of course, if Obama would've produced that doggone birth certificate, then Lou Dobbs wouldn't have been kidnapped by an "army of invaders."

Tambopaxi said...

I thought the Onion piece was hilarious. My guess is that Dobbs will be deported only so far as the Fox Propaganda Network...

Josue Francisco said...

well least he spoke the truth unlike the left wing liberal cnn.

costoa said...

Did you see Lou on the Daily Show? John brought him on with a Mariachi band. =)

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-november-18-2009/lou-dobbs

Thanks for a great blog.